Quote de shadowrun

des quotes de shadowrun. Certaines sont vraiment drole:

PC1: That's it. Let's frag this guy.
PC2: The watcher or the mage?
PC1: Yes.

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GM (to the sam who just realized we're going against bugs): No! You can't smartlink a can of raid!

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"He's very screwed up mentally." - Mark.
"Perhaps we should ask him to join the party." - Stuart.

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"Have you got any contacts in the morgue?" - Spog.
"Yeah, my uncle died yesterday." - Stuart.

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"Pretty beaten up. Doesn't look like it's been used in a
while." - Stuart.
"The house or the woman?" - Adam.

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"Apparently, Mandarin's a fixer who's hiring people to kill
you... so I've applied." - Mark, showing great team spirit.

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"I say we get him, knock him unconscious, then interrogate
him." - Richard 1.

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[GM] There are two guards blocking your retreat. They are holed up in the second room on the right. Lightshade, you have one service left on your fire elemental.
{Lightshade]I'm sending the fire elemental to kill the guards!
[GM]OK.
[Krait]Isn't that the armory that they are holed up in?
[Lightshade]
[GM]The fire elemental zips down the hall...
[Rest of Group]I'm diving for cover!
[GM]...then there's an earth shattering kaboom! A portion of the ceiling collapses and the air is full of dust and smoke. Somewhere in the distance you think you hear an alrm sounding.
[Lightshade]What happened?
[Krait]Two guards down, and a new exit.

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